Saturday, September 2, 2006

Heading Of How To Introduce Myself In A Letter

to trust its stories you've got to be dull as them.

you can actually talk more moronic than I do? really funny. this here can do.
well, since I am now one and a half weeks in Seattle and will linger for the next 146 days here. is very chic. I really
but do not fancy, here everything about my stay in America to tell. I just get bored, so the well-known play ...

Name 4 things to the degree you think :
- neck pain
- home
- bjoern
- garlic bread with garlic sauce

Name four scents you love:
- maennerduft
-
coconut - fresh
cake - vanilla-scented candles

Call 4 clothes that you never would wear:
- fishnet hose
- white jackets
- baggies
- neon tops

Name the last 4 things you have bought:
- strawberry banana shake
- people
- notebook
- Bumbershoot ticket

Name 4 drinks you regularly drink:
- water
- coke
- eistee
- aspirin

Name 4 bands you like:
- mando diao
- arctic monkeys
- razorlight
- tomte

Call 4 quirks that you have:
- I
- did
- no
- macken

Name 4 things / things you just would like to have:
- my home
- concert ticket for command, the kooks and sugarplum fairy
- my guitar
- bjoern in tight jeans [ha]

Name 4 people taking up know best:
- laura
- isi
- katha
- my ma


001 Full name?
marlene dietrich
002nd How hot would you prefer?
marlene Dixgard [haha]
003rd How will you call your children?
troy and emily Dixgard [hahaha]
004th How old do you want to be?
16th
005th Dream career?
too much. liked everything that has profit margins to do with music and film at a time.
006th What do you do in your spare time?
what you do with way it is.
007th What's the first thing to strike the opposite sex?
whether it is hot or cold.
008th What attracts you most about the opposite sex?
style. and of course the whole 'a great charakter'-nonsense.
009th What comes up with the opposite sex from the most?
clothes too big / wide.
010. What is your greatest fear?
spin. darkness. loneliness. and all together.


From your friends, who is (the / s):

001 Smallest?
mia
002nd biggest?
uff ... Greg, perhaps? I know non-grad. or Gustaf. [Ha]
003rd Nicest?
I've become friends not one that is not nice ..
004th with / which you can all talk about?
all things? as complete everything? isi.
005th most like you?
no idea.
006th Smartest?
fredi
007th Cool?
jonas. [Hehe]
008th with which you hang around the most?
well ... before I was here you were at the katha, Laura, Annie, Greg, Arne, Lars, and David Jonas. and a little bit of frank, isi and Fredi.
009th funniest?
Katha and Isi
010th favorite?
all


more personal:

001 What you can not live without?
music and photos. and my home. oh no. [
002nd A person without a living can not you?
hm. several.
003.Was would you change about you?
my current abode.
004th What you wear at night?
currently good ol 'tobi Jersey.
005th Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
nee. but with my sacred Afro-wall and the cloth scarf still much more sacred ...
006th Were you ever kissed?
yes
007th drink smoke / you?
non-current. I'm finally in the land of infinite impossibilities.
008th when did you cry the last time and why?
one and a half weeks on Wednesday in the flight. because I'm at home for five months not.
009th Have you ever tried to commit suicide?
nee.
010th If you could spend a week with someone, who would it be easy
all home


last good cry:. last night, as I several 'old' texts' I've read ... . To be humorous, real
last library book checked out: hmm. no idea. I think this 'afterlife' dingy, but I had thought of isi borrowed [the library from there but again had].
last seen movie. good ice age 2 in the flying wonder. or vaughn these nuts-film with Vince. one of them.
last book read: counts the NEON and the music express? Last cuss word uttered
: shit. yesterday on the phone with Muddi.
last beverage drank: coke .
last food consumed: chips with cheese sauce. so delicious!
last phone call: my ma
last tv show watched: oha. is a long time ago.
last time showered: before yesterday that I was in the bathtub yesterday and today's'll do it again.. yeah.
last shoes worn:  meine und lauras pumas. 
last cd played: ode to ochrasy - mando diao
last item bought: peoplemagazin
last thing downloaded: nada.
last annoyance: amerika.
last disappointment: amerika.
last soda drank: coke
last thing written: "coke"
last key used: e
last word spoken: [good] night
last sleep: 12 1/2 hours ago.
last weird encounter: amis.
last ice cream eaten:  gruener tee eis im thai restaurant. ! Delicious
last time amused: tonight with amy.
last time wanting to die: naja. longer ago, three weeks so, about the same time
last time hugged:.. definitely too long ago.
last time scolded: Sun weeks a half ago.
last time resentful: too long ago.
last sat in the chair. this uncomfortable, squeaky part here
last lipstick used: Blistex
last underwear worn: with black lace. höhö.
last bra worn: with red tip. ha!
last shirt worn: hippie hamburg.
last time dancing: ugh. no idea. four weeks or so.
last poster looked at: i live for this. [Baseball]
last show attended: hurricane festival 23.-06.25.2006
last webpage visited. my lj.
1 MINUTE AGO: this here
1 HOUR AGO: this here
1 DAY AGO: there I have died laughing grad. Proverbs for me. to great!
1 WEEK AGO: baseball! CJ! \u0026lt;3
1 YEAR AGO:
no idea. What's your favorite cheese: mozzarella . and gouda
What shape are your finger nails in right now.? ehm .. normal lang + Nail hardening and lightener.
What's your earliest memory? Christmas 1994
What do you collect? magazines. music. images. clothes. books.
What's better than sex? certain things. Best meal you've had
lately? the tortellini from yesterday.
Where are you going on vacation this year: so far I was in June on the abrasive, South Africa and Scheeßel, July-August in Bavaria, and currently I am in America.
Whaddya drive? cyclist. or non.
The color of the carpet on your floor? blue.
What's on your walls? just moronic. pictures and baseball cards.

Five details about you ...
first I'm in seattle
second I
third homesick I miss everything and everyone at home I have a headache

4th 5th I'm tired.

Five details about your appearance right now ...
first tobis
jersey 2nd jeans
my third ultra cool belt
4th 5 and socks
general I see probably justifiable

Five things you did today.
first shit dreaming
second rise by 12
3rd 4th
rumdoedeln Alderwood mall
5th amy and liz with this ridiculous game play.

Five memorable things you did in the last year [2005] ...
first 7 fae Broe concerts
second pretty much shit
3rd 4th are still older
but not mature
5th and more garbage.

Five favorite movies ...
first VF
second scary movie 3
3. scary movie 4
4th the village [hach, joaquin!]
5th gladiator etc.

Five things that make you happy ...
first like my second favorite
my home
third my home
good music
4th 5th and all united.

Five things that disgust you:
amis
1st 2nd 3rd exchange organizations
146 days 4
spinning in the shower
5th hair loss.

Five things you can not live without ...
first see
second two
third
further questions 4
fifth above

Five things you'll do when you complete this ...
first
check emails again to the second bad
go third off and move
4th put to bed asleep
5th.

Five things you feel right now ...
first homesick
second hunger
third thirst
4th 5th homesick
I pee.

= Do I =
Do Drugs: no
Have sex? indeed.
Have a dream that keeps coming back? yes.
Believe There Is Life on other planets? secure.
still love him / her? no idea.
read the newspaper? sure.
Have any gay or lesbian friends? indirectly.
Believe in Miracles? for my sake ...
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? yes.
Consider yourself tolerant of others? non-Sun Consider love a mistake
: no.
Have a favorite candy? chocolate!
Believe in astrology? nope.
Believe in magic? perhaps.
Believe in god? no. and at this point I want to stress again how I find it ridiculous that the Americans eat pray in front!
Have any pets: yes . pepper, my rat.
do well in school? 's hope we do
Wear hats.? Nee . Have any piercings
: three in the ear. or rather on ear.
Have any tattoos? tattoos are ugly and stupid. [= No]
Hate yourself? not really.
Have an obsession? can say that. Have a secret crush
: indirectly.
Have a best friend? nee. several.
Close friends? sure.
Wish on stars: sometimes ...
Like your handwriting? part.
Care about looks? let's be honest: who does not for me?

= Love life = First crush
: flo [or so] aus'm kindergarten.
Single or attached? single!
Ever been in love? Japanese
Do you believe in love at first sight? oui.
Do you believe in "the one?" perhaps.
Describe your ideal significant other : I do if I found him. give it is doing it already, but ... well, long story.

= Juicy stuff = Have you ever
played a game that required removal of clothing? yes.
Have you ever been intoxicated? no.
Favorite place to be kissed? in the rain. shocks.
Shy to make the first move? pretty.

= Are you [a] =
Wuss:
no.
Druggy: non.
Daydreamer: joa.
Freak: part.
Dork: no.
Bitch / Asshole: no.
Brat: joa.
Sarcastic: yes.
Angel: nee.
Devil: nee.
Shy yes.
Talk Active: part.
Adventurous: a little bit.
Joker: i think I'm the funniest person I know.
Flirty: relative.

= Word association =
Rock: before rock'n roll?
Green: peace.
Wet: girls.
Cry: tongue.
Peanut: baseball.
Hay: bruce.
Cold: play.
Steamy: cream.
Fast: Slim Fast
Freaky. cinema.
Rain: roof.
Bite neck.
Suck: Amiland.
Blow: job.
Hard: ware.

so much then again by me. ears keep stiff!

Tuesday, February 7, 2006

Comment Black Watch Faces

the Schiet schonma Although I made, but because of boredom must be nochma ..

: And your best japp Markus Kavka adam green Sitting

Saturday, January 7, 2006

Does A Brazilian Wax Include A Butt Wax

Hey, you're like a hip hop song, you know?

We all love Germany, and we all love Wagner!
Hello Kid
Na? Who are you? The Do (lol)
Aaah, lovely. I am the Dances with Wolves. Hi, Dances with Wolves!
Nee, s just a joke. Beautiful finger thou hast: Yes, you are also
How old are you? 15
lol!! whaaat? I will soon yes 16: (
Yes yes .. And where were you born? pf .. Lübeck
Too bad about the money. mowel
Are your parents still together? So with sex and so:.. yes üääh
Für'n What Eye color did you do? BLUE
Looks funny. O.O: ga non
And your hair, long? Short? Blond? Black? Tell ma! therefore, slightly longer than shoulder length, top mostly blond, bottom still schwazz * grrr *
Na delicious. yes really
Were you schonmal the hairdresser? Jupp, the last one and a half months time
dignity .. I do in your place again! jaaaha
Is all right!! ok
How big are you? 3m
Aha. And, satisfied with thee? clear
OOO: O.O
What do you like best, huh?
color: all red / orange tones
IIh! Day of the week: ^ ^ Friday / Saturday
month: may / june / december
holiday: christmas
Film (Drama): thirteen [! Such a drama]
film (comedy)? no plan .. american pie or something
Film (Animated)? Finding Nemo
Film (Action)? IIH. though .. Is fight club action? the is cool.
film (love)? The Notebook * * ööhö
actor? johnboy depp et joaquin phoenix and of course Russell Crowe
actress? n
rock singer? if blackmail is rock .. the guy as well-always-say-it
rock singer? IIH
Avril Lavigne is NOT a rock singer!! IIH
I wanted to say. : IIH
pop singer? Eh. by Saybia ^ ^
pop singer: michael jackson
Michael Jackson is actually a man: achso. shit. hm
I kid..
Rock Band: blackmail ^ ^
pop band? I call Mattafix present simple ma ne pop band
oldies band? mama's and papa's
independent band? fettes brot ^ ^
music? (Only one!): hipHOOOP (and reggae)
RnB is gay and shit. just my opinion dude,
food: Pancakes with nutella ^ ^
? Drinking: pineapple juice
alcohol? swimming puhl
Wow, alcohol is banned you Node:! sorri
drug? thc
question? So from charges of "Am I to be really what I mean?" what looos with me? ?
pop song: all shice of maddafix, preferably still "big schitty life"
rock song? "airdrop" - blackmail
oldie song? "sausage in se wind" - and mudda Vadda
indie song? Raptus melancholicus my darling
book strong - steffi queen
school subject?? English, right? although missptrsn übelst suckt
TV SHOW: tv total
TV SERIES: small town
man? fischi * screech * FLIBBAUS *
wife? killi
Well then. hihi
Homies forever
Who is your best homie? timihomie / gregorhomie
Homieline: isihomie
Wen have long known of the two? isihomie
And what of your homies know, the longest? kathahomie
Find the word "homie" and hollow? YES!
Then I'll present time to change ...: rising tension ..
dude, who is your coolest? Oookay. is the coolest .. killi
... funniest? isi
... beautiful? fischi
... ugliest? (Be honest, also reads eh no buttock): ok. um. phew. ^ ^ Naja. may I say it? Auli to the P!
... the most disgusting? also ^ ^
... proposed examination? patrick Neunteufel xD
... sportiest: franzi the alde cannon
... the most creative? isipisi
... talkative? sophiaaaaaaaaaa
... great? pascal, höhö
... thinnest? pascal, höhö
... thickest? pascal, higher ... no ok. um. who isn fat? FAT really? no, the sagschnet. the fat pig may be addressed at this point feel. ^ ^
... crazy ester: hm . fischi. and isi. sorry, but that rests on reciprocity. ^ ^
hollow edge ...? katha ^ ^
... cute art? fischi. naja and frank. the gay one.
GEIL! Thank you. biddeeeeeee
bäääh. Wen, only A / N, would take with you to Jamaica? fischi! But is it real well but the ISI. ^ ^
And to San Francisco? the isi.
And to Heiligenhafen: the frank, right?
^ ^ hehe. Sorry, had to consider the degree to Messwarp wankers. I also
DO YOU NICH! You sack. Oh, I remember what a degree. COURSE!
Which, from your Kumplz know most about you? sophia and isi, joa.
And how can you understand most? sophia and isi, joa.
and which can best console? isi
And what is most like you? isi ^ ^
With whom you share the most interests? isi and Kadda and sophia
Who can you talk all night and drink and babble by: lalla
Who can you trust the most? lalla and sophia and ofcourse disi
In Which of your friends could, yourself as gay FALL IN LOVE? tim
Na delicious, I want to see the baby ..: ^ ^
Have you ever smoked with your friends Nutella? yes
Hehe. Was full of delicious. ^ ^: well, slightly crumbly
So much for the theme. Jooo
Have you everrrrrrr ...
drunk? yes
smoke weed? yes
been to this party? yes
danced at this party? jjjjjjjjja
danced naked on street Ner: Eh, yes
cry, even if you do Did not know just why? yes ^ ^
ne nail scissors eaten? no
vomited through his nose? no, but I know since a .. ^ ^
someone been watching the vomit? yes -.-
NEN smooching strangers? yes
NEN Blow Job "made"? made non ^ ^
JAJA! Lie to you non-sinner: x
prayed earnestly? jo
skipped school? jo
beaten your parents: No lol? But, okay, I admit, I have my father recently by the chair shoved xD lol
vodka drunk? yes
Wow, bah!! real ey
Warsssssst you ever ...
simultaneously in two people in love? after the fact rather non. was more so that one non-outta my head and wanted the other was just already there. ne? jaja. complicated. Showering
Couple::
in ner quandary? yes ^ ^ ne, frank? with katha I was even too nervous in the second bath. ^ ^ NAKED. rrr. that was erotic.
to second to make a toilet pee? to second? Yes, with laura. ^ ^
night in Eutin: Yeah!
I yes! HAHAHA! uuh.
on NP Handball: japp
on TV? yes ^ ^ the pigs
on the radio? jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj already ... a
think on stage Ner: jo
in kindergarten? jo
at Göle: nÄ ^ ^
HAHAHA! hihi
sense somewhere in nowhere: yes: '(
Love, the love ...
is they suck non? actually non
degree or are you soooo happy that you could pimpern the world? fast. So we limit Eutin's on.
Were you ever really schonma "crazy in love"? but really
So only non-love ... but really even with heavy petting and such. O.O: siescha
Are you in love currently? ... CAN say that. ^ ^
Or do you even have a relationship? CAN you say non
Were you in love with jmd times, even though you know that it is useless was: ah yes
Were you injured schonmal correct doll? yes you ass!
you show your feelings openly or do you erstma six cases of beer?? I show open with six cases of beer
Are you really gay or straight or BI? O.O: hedero
WHEN You start to love someone? oh god, no idea what to ask the right? depends. either from the first moment to stop, or later, you know. usually start later, when I identify the person n bit
Who is for you 'n / e true / Traummmann r / f: is still
Will you marry once thick church? jaaa
and honeymoon? If so, where?! jaaaaaaaaa to Africa or Hawaii or Cuba or jamaiiika
Aha. Have you ever cheated? non-direct, ne
Were you ever in love schonmal?? du och ^ ^ FEW times
How many relationships have you had? 300th ne. 3, the short-term and more fürn ass as a "real" are often otherwise keene.
Oh. jo.
And what 'with sex: always, everywhere and every time
Ooh. mhm
Well. What is your best memory, which relates to LOVE? enough if I know, right?
Do you believe in true love? nja
TO THE ONE / THE ONE? nja
I jaaaaah ... \u0026lt;3: guut
duuuuu Are ...
hollow? O.O: lol probably
sorry that I had to present easy to install ^ ^:. no conditions
cool? incredibly hot
: JA
pop? : clear
crummy? nää
beautiful? wundersön
beautiful non? nichwundersön
so ugly? maul
thick: ... he, this is hamburg, hamburg
fat? jo n pig fat properly.
skinny? japp
thin? japp
normal? japp
funny? joa
n Freak: joooa
n SquarePants: ^ ^ rather stupid non
: jopp
normal? was schonma!!
smart? clear
stupid?
popular? absolutely
unpopular? neabsolut
crazy? yes
musically talented? jaaa
German: yes
racist? ne
fetishistic? ne
Buddhist? ne
Hindu: ne
ever believer? ne
atheist? yes
rock? yes
horny? yes
horny? O.O: ne
sarcastic? yes
sad? ne
depressed? ne
permanently depressed? NE!
happy? yes
permanently happy? ne
poor? yes
rich? ne
vain? yes and
etepetete: no, is the only coffee karsten
a man ? japp
an alien?
janz wat else? ye, I'm watchin yo
creamy: joo
Big Brother? ? jjjjjjjjja
Partly sunny? jopp
working? ne
gay? no, unfortunately technically
do du ..
Britney Spears: goes ne
Christina Aguilera: yes, xtina, i loff u 4ever n ever, ur so dirrty you
pop at all? Am cally opposed, but generally well not be so very
Maximilian Hecker: jaa
"Herre: jaaaaaaaa \u0026lt;3
fat bread? . ne, gar nich ^ ^
Eminem: nee
RnB? OOO: neeeeee
Me? yes
milk? yes ^ ^
Oldies: yes
Mama's and Papa's: yes
Madonna: yes
mountains? ne
greens? joa ^ ^
animals? yes
horses? jaa
cinemas? joa, especially when you can eat noodles because of it ^ ^
Movies: yes?
bum? jaa
boredom? nee
self-pity? neee
Attention: on ne art yes, or rather non
ACE juice? yes
vodka? O.O: 's about
Musicals? yes and
Phantom of the Opera: yes
Soundtracks: yes
Troy: yes
Gladiator: yes
Spongebob? : ne
Full House: yes
Listen Improvement: yes
OC:? yes
Handball: yes
Jewelry: yes
Egg rings? jaaa
Ireland: yes
eggs Kopp: yes ^ ^
LOL. hihi
men? jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
women? njom
BRAIN storming or WORD association
Love: killi (why is the present me as the first one?)
Peace: Schultek
Love and Peace: patrice
hehe: isa
Humor: missptrsn
Hape Kerkeling: iiii'm too sexy for my kitchen, or how was that?
Mobile: isi ^ ^
Cappuccino: hangover
KaffKaff: coffee karsten :
(= coffee)!
hollow: woman küüühn
Kevin Davies: Wixi
Droooooogen: abgeprooft,
unconsciousness::
All-Kay-Hole alta bluuut
Erik: hachja, the phantom \u0026lt;3
fag: killi ^ ^
English: try fi get by
Adam Sandler \u0026lt;3: the great uncle hard
Rock: Wacka
Gras: Stoep smökin transported smökin stöps yö
Hart: beep
Weak: eiermän
Your Mudda: my Duddy
Hamburg: goood
Snow: patti
Musiii: herrh traffic lights * hahaha *
What would you do if ... get
you a million euros would: create distribute justice, donations, shopping would
your mother die? howl rather die
would I do? O.O: would on it shit
Germany Football World Cup are: laugh be re-elected
Gerhard Schroeder would: celebrate
you had one wish: want me ten more
you would die tomorrow? stay at KarstadtQuelle, hehe: D
Osama Bin-Laden would ask you for a hotel (he is so 'n Cute)? say "wat ever you like it or why you're here .. FORGET IT AND FROM MY TOWER Piss off, you bastard! "
in your pudding a Urmel would: lol ^ ^ hello and tell him / her communicate
auf'm toilet would fly by a pink elephant? say "Hi, are you the personification of non- Nirvana? "
your friends say behind your back würdn that you should be in therapy? Do probably
you were all alone? die remain
it would always dark? light make
Take this survey You've been totally
Bzoink*d

Do I love you?
Do I lust for you?
Am I a sinner cuz I do the two?
Could you let me know
Right now, please...
                                           

Well its sweet.
New Year's Eve was still level. Because somehow nothing more would work the way I wanted it, I was at Katha, where Mullins and Tantelz and Elternz and Großelternz and Cousinz were. We sat most of all watching television, have popped, watched the video and slept from 4am. Well. Next year I'll rock the Americans. This requirement may be one.

The last holiday I was always of 14-5 am awake. As long as I did then only rumgedödelt. But was still relaxing. Although since then my sleep schedule is totally in the bucket. Thursday night I have approximately 5 am-6.20Uhr slept Friday night from 4 am to 6 am. Yesterday when I'm with Laura I was first slept for an hour while they made their wellness treatment. ^ ^ When I woke up was my left side of his face paralyzed, then how first. Was kinda funny. That was about two hours but blown away .............. (Huha) Anyway, we are at a quarter past seven and go to Valli Pauli. They have "rented" the middle of the snowed , ne dark forest hut. That was in itself ne action to arrive safely there. And get away again. Since then at least it was quite funny. Many nice people, halfway cool music (it is to Wegscheißen when twenty drunken guys MOOOOOOOOOOIN MOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN WHAT GEEEEEEEEEEEEHT ... "sing.") And 120 beers, which were gone after two or three hours in mysterious ways. And I have new personal NEN idiots. (Isi, a longer on the list!) Has Bubi, Laura's uncle picked us up at half past two, which was really cool, otherwise we would probably have to go through with them what would have been to keep my body and my nerves rather non. We have then for a while and babble estimated slept about three.

To 13Uhr I was woken by my mother. Thank you very much. For some inexplicable reason we were soo tootmüde that we to 18h in bed. Then we ha'm us attracted to 19.30pm and I took the train.

And why is it really so pig moderately cold?

And what is with Isis, and my biggest show on earth?
(you know ...)

And why have not we in 1996?

Oh .. Isi, my friend. Yes, we will order the pizza. And when will Emel?